改天是什么意思调侃

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I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a n who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: &uot;Wake up, sir!&uot;

&uot;I wasn't asleep,&uot; the n answered.

&uot;Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.&uot;

&uot;I know. I just hate to look at las standing up beside me in a crowded car.&uot;

我没有睡着

当一妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说:“先生，醒醒!”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
The poor huand

&uot;You can't igine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,&uot; the n complained to his friend. &uot;She asks me a uestion, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

&uot;Look,&uot; said the elder brother. &uot;How nice these paintings are!&uot;

&uot;Yes,&uot; said the younger, &uot;but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?&uot;

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, &uot;Obviously he was painting the pictures.&uot;

父亲在哪儿?

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道:“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

&uot;It's all right,&uot; said a gentlen, &uot;don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?&uot;

&uot;Ah, yes,&uot; answered the little boy. &uot;I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?&uot;

狗也知道这个谚语吗?

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”

一 Can we have our teacher back?

Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the n grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a slll boy came out of the first room and said, &uot;When can we have our teacher back?&uot;

能让我们的老师回去吗?

有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”
二 Who's More Polite?

A fat n and a skinny n were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny n said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to las. But the fat n knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two las could sit down.

谁更有礼貌?

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, dam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

昂贵的代价

牙科:对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

牙科:是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了